first international leaf-catching tournament

For mission 26, what’s supposed to be my most spectacular yet, I’m organizing the important sounding “first international leaf-catching tournament.”  Why, you ask?  Well, ever since I was a kid, I’ve loved to catch leaves on windy days in autumn, and I’m pretty good at it.  Also, at the moment, I’m trying my damnedest to squirm out of my tightly fitting exoskeleton of “you-must-be-great-and-important-and-therefore-ought-to-do-more” and this leaf-catching project with its whimsical and non-utilitarian nature, seems like a fun and beautiful way to spend some time using my pincers outside my lonely hermit crab shell, so to speak.  I have yet to decide on dates — it of course depends on the weather and seasonal changes — but I’m thinking November 1 or November 15.

beyond retilinear thinking: parkour on the urban core of concepts

If we were to make a three dimensional model of contemporary thinking, we would get something like the urban core of New York City: lots of rectilinear positive and negative space, and predictable circulation patterns through these spaces.  Into this conceptual geography, however, come we at the freehoodship, Parkour novice expert novices, projecting ourselves “Deleuze-style” into spaces only the liberating (not liberated) imagination can access, risking whole-heartedly beyond failure or success on the plane of immanence.

beyond retinal seeing

In Volker Harlan’s interview with the artist Joseph Beuys, Beuys refers to our habit of “retinal seeing” not only as it relates to visual art, but also to the rest of the world, including each other.  According to Beuys, this sort of seeing is superficial, passive, and cold.  He insists that only a more active, multi-sensory, and participatory mode of sensing reality, one that involves the imagination, will keep us from plummeting further into alienating and unhealthy social forms.  In my experience, the outcome of protracted retinal seeing is apathy.  We are called upon, therefore, to take up a practice of cultivating a more conscious and creative engagement with our lives and our communities, treating each as great art projects, what Beuys calls “social sculpture.”  The freehoodship is my attempt at social sculpture.

further freedom research

From the title of this blog one not familiar with my writing and the ethos of the freehoodship would be little surprised if I were now to launch into some patriotic USA chanting disguised has reasoned argument; I am not going to do this.  Like Thoreau, I think patriotism or nationalism of any sort is “a maggot in the head,” and thank you very much, I already have enough of those in that very location.  My maggots are not of the patriotism sort, though they are patriotic, pledging allegiance to my double or shadow as if it were the corpse they feed on, and I think it is.  Anyway, these maggots, my maggots, your maggots, go by other names, such as “guilt,” “shame,” “hubris,” and “depression.”  They have voices so much like our own — they are highly skilled at doing voice impressions — that we don’t realize, often for many years, that we are not them, that even the trusted voice of our conscience is frequently not even our own, but rather, one of those maggots.  But if one is interested in freedom, true human freedom where the motive is a pure love of the deed, then one first begrudgingly loves and then fully loves the wise teachings of these maggots, funny as that sounds.  Indeed, if rightly employed, these maggots will eat the dead shit out of your head.  And trust me, that’s a good thing!

more on heroism

I was reading Walt Whitman’s “Song of Myself” today with a class of 12th graders when we came upon the following lines: “And there is no trade or employment but the young man [or woman — Whitman wouldn’t object] following it may become a hero.”  What he said made me immediately think of the previous blog post in which I speak about my reaction to all the contemporary talk about and attraction to heroes, both real and fictional.  I would like to think that Whitman’s take on heroism would be much like my own in that he would have contagious confidence in every human beings’ capacity for leading a heroic life, yet he would not just acquiesce to that particularly popular view — which I’m about to exaggerate, but not much — that seeks to bolster self-esteem by giving a laurel wreath to anyone who simply falls out of bed on time.  Can’t we have heroic potential as well as accountability and personal responsibility for everyone?  Yes, we can all be heroes, but we can all be lame too.  The real ideal is to make the ideal real, which is not like injecting the ideal into the real like botox.  This has everything to do with heroism, if you’re wondering.


I’m a bit ambivalent about the use of the word “hero” on this website and in modern culture generally.  For some reason, a part of me cringes nearly every time I hear it.  This reaction may be because I think we use the term too easily, as though we’ve all been infected with the “everyone-gets-a-trophy” virus.  I hope it’s not because I have unacknowledged elitist tendencies that reserve hero status for only the few — the few whose qualities are a lot like my own, only far better.  The part of me that is beyond cringing or not cringing, however, wants to live in a world where to be a hero takes great dedication and sacrifice, and where, at the same time, people realize they have what it takes to dedicate themselves to and sacrifice themselves for what they most love.  In this world there will be no need for generic superheroes with generic superpowers — the ability to fly, x-ray visions, etc. —  for we will each of us realize and cultivate our uniqueness and ipseity to heroic degrees.  I imagine a space in this world for a hero whose superpower is the ability to transform suffering into compassion with a heart made powerful by its infinite weakness.  She would wear no mask.

the evokateur

For a long time I’ve thought of myself as an interventionist artist or artist provocateur (on a very small scale, mind you), but I’ve come to realize lately that my approach, my purpose, and my values are less about needling and provoking and more about inviting and evoking  — a more subtle sort of intervention, one that hopes to  appeal to human freedom and moral intuition, one that hopes to access the superconscious (the higher self) as opposed to trigger the subconscious (the lower self).  Though a more subtle approach, I would suggest that it is more radical and iconoclastic than the traditional provocateur’s approach.  I say this because the mindset of the traditional provocateur has much in common with a mindset that found purchase in the West during the scientific revolution.  This mindset was founded on a vision of nature, and later of all of reality, including the human, as essentially mechanistic, meaning everything could be manipulated if one could just find the right lever.  We have come to design pesticides, animal testing practices, psychotropic drugs, and even social policy based on this mechanistic model.  At the freehoodship, however, we seek to establish other, ethically committed, models of reality, yet models that are conscious, so to speak, of their own obsolescence, of their own limitations.  We realize that models ought to be the training wheels, not the bicycle.

those interventions that seek to appeal to the highest in people

A poem I wrote that expresses the freehoodship ethos better perhaps than I could do in prose:


2012 Epistle of the Virtual Apostle



I’m apocalyptic tonight, Lord, though supine in

civilization’s pastiche below a pasteurized Milky Way

wondering how many back-up generators are there

keeping this light pollution between me and

the stars and


for that matter, how

many back-up generators were there all week

keeping the limp handshake and the half-hug

between me and other people?  Maybe we

are, as lactation experts


claim, not trailing

clouds of glory, but former babies wired

for such future skin to skin contact.

And maybe I’m wired likewise, a dim

bulb livewire, to consider the consequences of


that metaphor.  Or maybe not, Lord, because

consider means “with the stars” and tonight,

as I’ve stated, I can’t see them

from any of the seven thousand parking

spaces at


Sunrise Mall.  Live apocalyptic update:

just Venus visible here in the dark

nether regions by Sears where it appears

out-of-work meth-head contractors stripped the copper wire

and got away, discovering another


false bottom

to the penultimate rock bottom.  Live apocalyptic

update number two: coincidence or serendipity that

there exist as many false bottoms as

generators, darkness being a man-made light like

a 20th Century


comb-over distracting as beautiful

rainbows on flies attracted to dog crap

in all occupied parks, Tai Chi or

no Tai Chi.  In one of those

parks, Lord, the


one where Saturdays I

offer free handshake lessons, I recently dissed

my friend’s prophesy.  I recant my dis.  She

prophesized that we’ll naturally conceive of everyone

in 2012 as our stunt-doubles: when



an off-color joke in sensitive company, there’ll

be a stunt-double to do your smile.

When some brainwashed jihadist enters a burning

mosque and rescues the 1% innocent bastard



son of the 99% evil enemy

cleric, he’s also your stunt-double.  And when

you’re doing your “reverse Borat” thing, those

interventions that seek to appeal to the

highest in people, you’re


being a stunt-double

for all those politicians so bent on

pandering.  Anyway, Lord, if she were here

tonight and delivered, cross-legged on her neoprene

yoga mat, the third live apocalyptic



she’d say those meth-head contractors, running with

hastily spooled spools of copper, fearing the

searchlight of the police chopper, are my

stunt-doubles in that they’re helping me consider

it all.

a brief history of truth


a brief history of truth


Once truth was something gods had made.

A feather, we’re told, was all it weighed.


Later, truth was explained with waves and particles

That made up stacks of peer-reviewed articles.


Then truth became so damn individual,

Our brash egotism an effect vestigial.


Now we yearn for truth that isn’t a thing

But all of us finally listening.

the complexification of the dime

In fulfilling mission #20 I had a moment last year of synchronicity or grace involving a dime (see blog entry: “the mystery of the penny made clear by the dime”).  I mention this because  the dime has recently returned and once again as an explicit emissary of some supersensible implicate order.  Interestingly enough, the dime returned because I removed it from a commencement address I gave earlier this month for the graduating seniors at Sacramento Waldorf.  Up until the day before the graduation, I had planned on ending my address with the story of the dime as I related it in the earlier blog; I was using the dime story as an example of how moments of grace can intercede in one’s life.  The day before the graduation, however, a growing unease with this particular story grew strong enough that I could no longer ignore it.  I was originally uneasy because the story seemed too much about me, too much tooting my own horn.  On this day, however, I was more uneasy about how the dime fit in the story — it seemed fishy to me.  It only took a few minutes of research for me to realize that my unease had not been without merit: I discovered in an urban dictionary that a “dime” is a term for a small amount of drugs, a shortening of the expression “dime bag.”  Of course it made me wonder whether the dime I gave the woman on Market street was in fact what she wanted — maybe for her my giving her an actual dime seemed like an insult.  The dime story certainly revealed my naivete.

But here the story grows more complicated and the context widens.  The senior class for whom I was giving the address had lost one of their classmates to suicide early in their senior year.  Needless to say, their senior year had not been easy and the school community had struggled to make sense of the tragedy.  I tried as best I could to take all of this into account as I composed my commencement address; I didn’t want it to turn a blind eye to suffering.  I even asked for help in writing the address from Kyle (the young man who had killed himself) and from the rest of the supersensible implicate order.  Still, the address did not come easy.

Thankfully, when I actually gave the address, it went well — removing the dime had been the right choice.  Immediately after I gave it, however, I was speaking to my friend Sharon about that very dime and how and why I had removed it, when she stopped me and proceeded to kneel down and pick up a dime from underneath the chair that Kyle’s father had been sitting in.  She smiled, shook her head, and gave me the dime.